I live in your dreams…

That was you?! Why were you wearing the pink bear head?

Ummm, Marc, where do you live exactly? Just in case.

I live in your dreams…

How odd to call the column “Boxers or Briefs” but not ask them that actual question (my guess, boxer briefs). But cool, nevertheless. I’m really enjoying the Highwaymen.

Not so odd… the Boxers/Briefs is a time-honored (some might say cliched) question, and that’s what gave the column it’s name. It’s a way to keep with our loose (and admittedly silly) pants theme and try to give some indication of what the column is about.

How odd to call the column “Boxers or Briefs” but not ask them that actual question (my guess, boxer briefs). But cool, nevertheless. I’m really enjoying the Highwaymen.

I think we assumed that anyone who can produce such manly, action-filled comics just dispenses with underwear altogether and in fact may not even wear pants, preferring to display their engorged genitals to attract mates.

Or maybe not.

Sold!

In all seriousness, I just read Monster Attack Network and it was all kinds of badass fun. It features a hot woman in a slinky gown riding a giant slug, for god’s sake. If that doesn’t make you want to read it, nothing will.

Presuming, of course, that you buy it at my shop, this is true.

If you buy it anywhere else and don’t like it, you can go to Marc Bernardin’s house and claim your free hour of deep tissue erotic massage.

I like where this is going.

Ummm, Marc, where do you live exactly? Just in case.

Reno, you should absolutely pick up Monster Attack Network. If you don’t like it, Randy Lander will give you your money back.

Presuming, of course, that you buy it at my shop, this is true.

If you buy it anywhere else and don’t like it, you can go to Marc Bernardin’s house and claim your free hour of deep tissue erotic massage.