Buy Our Merch!
We’re open up for business on Cafe Press! We wanted some Comic Pants shirts to wear to conventions, and we hoped our readers might dig them too. Plus this whole Merch thing gives D3 an excuse to get models to pose in Comic Pants merch for him.
Be the first kid on your block to sport our official shirts. There’s a several themed sections including a rotating section of miscellaneous themes like jokes from the podcast and such. We have a wide variety of shirts and other apparel. Don’t forget to take a closer look at the Get Pantsed thong.
Get Pantsed Merch
Randy keeps asking everybody to take off their pants, and now you can sport our new logo on your thong when you do! (shirts also available)
Click here to check out items like the pictured shirt in our Get Pantsed section.
Want your pants to rumble? Well, that’s not the kind of website we are, but we can hook you up with an angry pair of boxing shorts that are ready to rumble on the shirt or undergarment of your choice.
Click here to check out items like the pictured shirt in our Rumble Pants section.
Human drama with a horror backdrop or just plain horror? D3’s right, but not everybody has realized it yet. In the meantime, feel free to mock him with our Horror Backdrop selection.
Click here to check out items like the pictured shirt in our Horror Backdrop section.




What?? No one is modeling the thong???
15 Feb 2008 at 1:20 pm
QuoteI nominate Chris as our official model. Does anybody second?
15 Feb 2008 at 1:20 pm
QuoteMotion seconded.
Motion carried.
Sorry, Chris.
15 Feb 2008 at 1:20 pm
QuoteHey, I am not the one having to look at it. Sounds like you guys are the losers.
15 Feb 2008 at 1:21 pm
QuoteDo I get a piece of the (surely) fat, fat pie on those Manga Zubon merch profits, for coming up with the name?
I’m serious, though… pay me.
15 Feb 2008 at 1:21 pm
QuoteThe D3 Dinosaur Van is hilarious! You guys also need a shirt that says something like: “I’m a Skrull. Shoot me!”
15 Feb 2008 at 1:22 pm
QuoteNothing commemorating the glory of Mike Hotz? For shame, Panteon.
Love the Dino-Van shirt, though. And the thong might make a nice Christmas gift…
What? You can buy Christmas gifts for yourself!
15 Feb 2008 at 1:22 pm
Quote1st: When the next loan check arrives, I’ll definitely be getting a coffee mug, and probably a T-shirt.
2nd: I’m not a super-frequent poster, but I post regularly enough to show I’m a frequent reader and I that I love the site. However (you knew a however was coming, right?), I really dislike the new Comic Pants banner with the green word bubble. It’s just so sterile. I love everything else about the site layout and design. I didn’t really care about the new banner until you guys started with the merchandise. Now I’m sad there’s not a superbad Comic Pants banner (& logo) for me to wear emblazoned across a T-shirt.
15 Feb 2008 at 1:23 pm
Quoteagreed - not a fan of the new logo, but they seem to change them up fairly frequently.
15 Feb 2008 at 1:23 pm
QuoteThat thong doesn’t come in Extra Large, huh? Damn.
We (i.e., Randy and me) need a “Hawkeye 4 Ever” tee.
15 Feb 2008 at 1:24 pm
QuoteOkay, you have me won over with the new superhero logo. I like that it plays on the pants theme (ala Fat Pants, Manga Zubon). I also dig the new Rumble Pants logo.
15 Feb 2008 at 1:24 pm
QuoteYeah, print up a couple of T’s with that new superhero pants logo, and I’m in.
15 Feb 2008 at 1:25 pm
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